Raisins in my oatmeal

…They’re sneaky.  They jump in when you’re not looking and disguise themselves as pecans.  And just as you’re raising your spoon to your mouth you see them,  purplish-brown and squishy.  Colored like a bruise.  Slimy like a slug.  Something must be done to protect us from rouge raisins.  Teddy bears names Mohamed and terrorists are the least of our worries!

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